1. dutchster:

    when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
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  5. "Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man."
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    read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since (via pluiedem)

    wait4thefall

    (via forever-amour)

    (via forever-amour)

     

  6. "I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."
    — The New Yorker (via thatkindofwoman)

    (Source: candysoda, via pricklylegs)

     
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  9. foie:

    thecutestofthecute:

    My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

    I am tearing up

    (Source: reddit.com, via ruinedchildhood)

     
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  11. "What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back."
    — (via 1112pm)

    (Source: azlieh, via langleav)

     

  12. sailingonsuccess:

    this will be the first generation of moms that know you’re unable to pause a multiplayer game

    (via defenderofdust)

     
  13. (Source: ForGIFs.com, via pricklylegs)

     

  14. poryqon:

    poryqon:

    write my tombstone in emojis

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    damn it

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
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